The University of Southern Latakia

The University of Southern Latakia offers its newest specializations; Masters Degree in

Insurgency Finance (MIF) and an
MBA (Motorvehicle Bombing Assassinations)
with a focus on and in Murders and Acquisitions (M&A)

Course Curriculum

Required Kaaks for Freshman Year: 24 Kaaks

Introduction to Middle East Terror Finance (3 Kaaks)

This course lays the groundwork for more advanced studies by introducing the basics. Learn about the invisible methods for transferring funds known as Howwalas, and secret Islamic banking methods. Find out how to use western union and money grams to support charity terror groups. Discover how Hezbollah financed their night vision goggles through tax exempt US cigarettes. Read up on the most prolific terror funding regions in Waziristan. Delve into the free black markets in South America.

Prerequisites: Forged US passport

The Main Theories of Jihadist Propaganda (1 Kaak)

This is an introductory course to satisfy the pure Jihadist in you. Find out how America came to be called “ The Great Satan” . Ever wonder how Jews evolved from apes and pigs?. Your friend Mustapha needling you about your ignorance of the Priory of Zion? This course answers all that and more. Find out when Gog and Magogg will return to rid the earth of the infidels, Why Ali was an upstart, how to make sure you got 72 virgins without being able to count past 10.

Course Prerequisites: #3214 Notable Arab Military Victories (An Overview)

Puppet Governments: From Diktat to Dictator (3Kaaks)

Learn how to install puppet governments from the ground up. Investigate popular methods of ‘divide and conquer’. Your professor will use real life examples that you see in day to day political life. In this course we examine the similarities between Elias Hrawi and Emile Lahhoud . Who was more effective? Hoss or Husseini? The big Casa election and the deceased voter phenomenon or the smaller Casa and electric-power-outage-ballot-box switch technique?

Prerequisites: #666 Sisterly Relations ; Lebanon & Syria

I Love Lebanon: A Biography of Hafez El Assad (12Kaak+1 Picon)

Immerse yourself in this voluminous epic of Romance. Relive this great man’s love affair with his favorite villages; Hama and Baabda. Absorb the brilliant methods he used to achieve a popularity that never dipped below 97.8% and finally understand what he meant by “One People in Two Nations”. This course recounts his brilliant dealings with the likes of Bachir Gemayel, Kamal Jumblatt, and Rene Mouawwad. Hafez was a leader to be imitated, this course will set you on the same path to greatness.